October 2011
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Bagyo!
heyeyjey: Kung Petix kalang sa bagyong: Pedring: Quiel: HANDA KA NA BA? PARA SA BAGYONG RAMON? :)
Oct 6th
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pick ups and sweet nothings
B: unggoy ka ba?
G: bastos!
B: kasi sumasabit ka sa puso ko.
G: che! pahinga ka nga.
B: bakit?
G: kasi kanina kapa tumatakbo sa isip ko
B: naks naman! makakuha nga ng hagdan.
G: para san ?
B: aakyat na ako ng ligaw. kaw kasi tinititigan palng kita, tinatamaan na ako!
G: kaw talaga! cge na nga, yumuko ka nlng.
B: bakit ?
G: pulutin mo puso ko, nahulog na rin sayo!
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Paano sasagutin si lalake pag nanliligaw..
B: Kailan mo ba ko sasagutin?
G: Naninigurado lang, teka, may iba ka bang nililigawan?
B: Wala syempre.
G: Buti naman dahil may girlfriend ka na noh!
B: Sino?
G: AKO!!
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G: Uy malapit na daw end of the world.. :(
B: Bakit? Iiwan mo na ba ako?
G: Bakit naman kita iiwan?
B: eh kasi end of the world lang naman pag iniwan mo ko eh...
Baka nakakalimutan mo.. ikaw ang WORLD ko : )?
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B: anung mga likes and dislikes mo ?
G: gusto ku yung mapag mahaL at ayoko ng mayabang .. ikaw ?
B: GUSTO kita AYOKO ng iba.. ?
ang$hwet
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B: may dadalawin ka ba sa araw ng mga patay?
G: bakit?
B: pede ako na lang patay na patay kasi ako sayo XD
...
epic failed XD
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B: Do u have boyfriend?
G: Wla..eh ayaw ng asawa ko eh..
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G: Hatid mo ko.
B: Wala akong pera, di pa nabibigay allowance ko.
G: Ganun ba? Sayang wala pa naman akong kasama sa bahay.
B: *napangiti* Aba'y akalain mo yun! May nakaipit pa lang bente sa wallet ko.
TARA HATID KITA.
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B: alam mo para kang ano.
G: parang ano??? *kinikilig*
B: para kang TANGA..
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Guy1: Ikaw ba yung nanliligaw kay ana?
Guy2: Oo, bakit?
Guy1: Di kayo bagay.
Guy2: Sinong bagay, Kayo?
Guy1: Hindi.. Tayo.
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Boy: What should I do?
Girl: Just follow your heart..
Boy: What do you think my heart says?
Girl: I dunno...Im not your heart
Boy: But you're most of it...
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Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No...
Girl: What?....I mean why not?
Boy: Think about it for a second..
Girl: So there's another girl?
Boy: No baby, I love you! :)
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Boy: So who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some guy who doesn't like me
Boy: Well then he's missing out..
Girl: Haha, who do you like?
Boy: A girl who likes this guy who's totally missing out..
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girl: sometimes, my thoughts get all jumbled.
boy: what do you want to say? maybe I can help you.
girl: i don’t know how i feel about you.
boy: tell me how you feel now.
girl: i feel like there are tiny fireworks about to go off.
boy: i like fireworks.
girl: but what about my jumbled thoughts?
boy: the sparks will untangle them. trust me.
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girl: blow on the dandelion.
boy: how do i know if i’m doing it right?
girl: just blow until it poofs.
boy: until it poofs? like how the stars poof when you spin around real fast?
girl: no, like how your heart poofs when we hold hands.
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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Girl: Im so afraid to fall
Boy: This is different..
Girl: How is this time different?
Boy: Cause this time... I'll catch you
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BOY : I Love you
GIRL : Good
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Boy: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
Girl: Because 90% left is stuck with their men.
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Girl: Do you think Im pretty?
Boy: No...
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: No...
Girl: Would you cry If I left you?
Boy: No...
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No..
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you pick me or your life?
Boy: My life..
Girl: *tears up and turns around*
Boy: *Grabs her by the arm*
Boy: I don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever, I won't cry if you leave, I'd die. I wouldn't live for you cause, I would die for you, The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you, is cause I'd do everything for you, and the reason why I chose my life is cause you ARE my life.
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Boy: What's your biggest wish?
Girl: To kiss in the rain, you?
Boy: To be the one kissed bye you..
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Girl: Random question but what's your biggest wish?
Boy: I dunno, What's yours?
Girl: To be kissed in the middle of the street in the pouring rain..
Boy: I can make that come true...
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Girl: Tell me how much you love me..
Boy: Look up at the sky..
Girl: Stop changing the subject..
Boy: Just look...
Girl: *looks up at the sky* What Am I doing?
Boy: Now count the stars in the sky...
Girl: But that's impossible...
Boy: So is me explaining my love for you...
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Her: (smiles at him).
Him: What are you looking at?
Her: It’s crazy. You look like my fifth boyfriend.
Him: Wow, how many have you had?
Her: Four.
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Her: Do you believe in angels?
Him: Yeah.
Her: Where do they live?
Him: Some in Heaven, some on earth.
Her: Have you ever met one?
Him: Yup, even hugged one. I kissed one, too.
Her: You’re cheating on me with an angel?
Him: No, you’re my angel.
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Her: I like someone.
Him: Who?
Her: Wait, wait. I love someone.
Him: Can you tell me?
Her: Yeah, but you can’t laugh.
Him: Okay, I won’t. Just tell me.
Her: It starts with a y and ends in u.
Him: I like that person, too.
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Her: There’s so much stuff wrong with me.
Him: No.
Her: You can’t possibly think I’m perfect.
Him: Nope.
Her: Good!
Him: I know you are.
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Her: Why is your heart beating so fast?
Him: Because I’m sitting next to a pretty girl.
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Her: Will you love me forever?
Him: Probably not.
Her: Have you ever wanted to kiss me?
Him: Nope.
Her: Do you think you’d ever love me?
Him: No. (She walks away and he catches up to her.)
Him: I won’t love you forever because forever isn’t long enough, and I always want to kiss you, and I’ve never stopped loving you.
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Her: you know what kind of wedding I want?
Him: No, what kind?
Her: I’ve always dreamt of a wedding filled with elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends.
Him: That’s nice.
Her: Yeah, so what kind of wedding do you want?
Him: One that would make you my wife.
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Him: I can’t wait to go to sleep.
Her: Tired.
Him: Nope.
Her: Oh, okay.
Him: I just love my dreams.
Her: Oh, what are they about?
Him: You.
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Him: I love you.
Her: No, you don’t.
Him: Yes, I do.
Her: What makes you so sure?
Him: Because if this isn’t love then love doesn’t exist.
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Him: I’m sorry for how I used to treat you.
Her: It’s okay. I’m sorry I put up with it.
Him: What should I do?
Her: Just follow your heart.
Him: What do you think my heart says?
Her: I don’t know, I’m not your heart.
Him: Well, you’re most if it.
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Him: You dropped something today.
Her: Oh, really? What?
Him: My jaw.
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Him: You know what I hate so much?
Her: What?
Him: You.
Her: Me?!
Him: I can’t stop thinking about you.
Her: Well, you know what I hate so much?
Him: What?
Her: You.
Him: Oh, yeah. What’s the reason for that one?
Her: You make me smile too much. I’m going to be the most wrinkled old lady ever!
Oct 5th